Today a woman, 40+ weeks pregnant, remarked to me that her first child weighed 10+ pounds and she delivered vaginally. She then went on to explain how painful it was and how she hopes that her next baby won’t weigh that much.
I jumped out of my chair and slapped her across the face, screaming:
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MORE PAINFUL? DELIVERING A DEAD BABY!”.
You’re right, I didn’t really do that. But I wanted to.